Consistent Uncertainties

Never underestimate your power to heal with a kind smile or hurt with a simple word.

Just For Fun

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One of the ironies of life is that it often brings humour and art to life in a believable and often humorous light.  That is, if you’ve survived your life thus far hanging on to your sense of humour with both desperate hands. Sometimes the best and only thing we can do is laugh at ourselves and the pickle we’ve allowed ourselves to be caught in. I got this email from one of my brother-in-laws and thought it’s just too nice a day to dredge up old stuff. So here’s some irony coming at you for this sunny Sunday. Cheers!

To my darling  husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.  Fortunately it was not too bad and I  really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.  The garage door is slightly  bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but  I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am  enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.  

Your loving wife. XXX

OMG - lol

P.S. – YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED!

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